- in search of a holiday wreath? LOOK NO FURTHER
- the secret DJs (probably)don’t want you to know!
- wow, she sure is one talllllll model
- (re: dress codes) “Next thing is going to be a hipster candlestick maker.“
- (re: mission dress codes) “I guess right now: Zimbabwe militia, like an Elizabethan King, and the Black Panthers.“
- the teenage mutant ninja turtles are hiring
- my little ponies: which side are you on?!
- and who wants to try video dating?!