That’s right kids, it’s that time again.
OH in front of American apparel on Grant
Dude 1: what’s american apparel? I’ve never heard of this store before
Dude 2: the store that uses porn stars in its ads
OH in the FiDi
Dude 1: how do you get along with all those indian guys?
Dude 2: dude, I’m indian
Dude 1: I know but you’re not like them, they’re crazy and all computery and shit
OH on Clement Inner Sunset
Girl on Phone: I just came here for dessert I’m 26 not 17. An then I got hit in the face like four times.
OH on Pacific and Powell
Asian hipster to White hipster: “No, have you ever seen a mexican hipster?”
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